As you can tell, I haven't been up to much lately. I've decided to audition for the next Pedigree Dentastix commercial — you know, the ads with the dogs wearing dentures? Fortunately, I've got a full set of chompers of my own, so I'll have to put on quite the acting performance. I'm not too worried about that though... I mean, I'm sure my mum doesn't call me a drama queen for nothing!